London massageYour London massage will be something that you’ll never forget, this goes without saying! However, we realise that whilst you may enjoy an erotic massage, you may also be looking for a little more from the women in your life. We realise that you’re probably using the dating apps. This may be because you want to get laid, it may be that you want to find something with a little more, shall we say, “Substance”. Whatever it is, it’s your business.

What to say

However, we will give you some pointers when it comes to Tinder. We’re no stranger to Tinder you know. Some of the London massage girls we work with have it on their phones and they like the attention as you can imagine, in much the same as you like the attention when they’re rubbing their bodies all over you!

Most of the time in Tinder it’s about the opening line, but if you get past that, make sure you don’t make any of the other mistakes. Review our list below and make your own mind up whether it makes sense or not.

  • Don’t talk about religion
  • Don’t talk about politics
  • Don’t use emojis unless you’re really good at it (so that means none of you!)
  • Do compliment the profile pic, but don’t go too far
  • Keep it simple
  • Get to the point if you’re after a hook up (yes, women like this too!)

Get your London massage

We hope that we’ve help out. And remember that if you strike out, just book a London massage and everything will be fine with the world! We can promise you one thing for sure. You will always leave one of our London massage professionals with a huge smile on your face, and you probably won’t be looking at Tinder for at least the rest of the day!

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